What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 04:13
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
All international travelers should get measles vaccinations, CDC says - AP News
Still no good
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to